Prologue

Here's how the movies starts off/ With the credits of course, whoever presents a whatever production directed by whoever. As the credits play against a black screen we hear the cheering of children.

We see a dirty cafeteria floor and then-

Bam! Little runt's head gets smacked to the floor.

Our main character as a little girl. Victorious!

And here we got two punks pretending to be announcers

Announcer 1: And it looks like another spicy victory for Tijuana! She is on fire dude!

Announcer 2: Yes indeed. It seems like no one in Los Santos (name subject to change) Elementary can stop this she-beast.

Tijuana: Hey!

And then a rumble echos through the school.

One of the announcer stands up onto the table.

Announcer 1: Looks like someone wants to challenge your claim dude!

Weighting at over a gajillion pounds

Taller and athletic-er that eightt Kenyan basketball players.

She got held back more times than she can count!

It's...

The door opens up to reveal a bruised little girl. We then pan up to see...

Announcer 1: Wilma the Whale!

Wilma: Heard you were picking on my little sister

Tijuana: Yeah? Here to tell me what a good job I did on her?

Then they fight, yada yada yada, I'm not drawing it. Note: The fight should be short, can't spend too much time on it!

Then she gets Wilma in a chokehold.

Tijuana: What''s the matter fattie? You thought stuffing down tamales would be enough against me? Well I got news for you!

Fish gotta fly

birds gotta swim

and I gotta be the best wrestler of all time!

The crowd cheers. Some kid runs up to her for an autograph but gets uppercutted instead.

Back to the cheering. Then we cut to Tijuana in the principal's office.

El Principal: ...She then proceeded to headbutt into the janitor's crotch, Chokehold two english teachers at once, and knocked out every single drama club member and repeatedly stomped on their kneecaps afterwards.  and It wasn't till the arts department crafted a makeshift championship belt to calm her down were we able to turn the power back on to call you.

Tijuana's dad: We honestly have no idea where she gets this from.

BIRTHDAY BASH